In Honor of Tax Season

McMillan was claiming his boomerang son as an employee.  The last missive from McMillan contained instructions to deduct his son's "salary" as pool cleaner at over a hundred thousand for the year as a business expense and I had not yet crafted a reply as to why I could do no such thing.  He also had some documents that showed his son paying someone else eighty thousand a year to be his personal assistant.  I think McMillan's theory was to keep paying assistants like those Russian nesting dolls until his actual tax liability was twenty seven cents....The thought of having to go through all of McMillan's receipts if he was audited was enough to make me consider staying dead.
(Alan's thoughts on his least favorite client).